Hilarious! Eric received the following email from University of Chicago encouraging him to meet their early application deadline. I got a giggle out of several of these, especially # 7. Reaching out to kids with a sense of humor is greatly appreciated!
Top Ten Reasons You Should Turn In Your Early Action Application on Sunday
1. Dean Nondorf wants You! To apply to the University of Chicago.
2. Winter will be SO MUCH WARMER, comparatively. To January 20, 1985.
3. You can't get into college if you don't apply!
4. Turning in a college application is a time honored All Saint's Day tradition.
5. Procrastinating is only cool and fun once you're in college.
6. You are one step closer to winning a Nobel Prize! Or at least closer to people who have won the Nobel Prize.
7. If you turn in your application early, Jon and Kate will a) get back together or b) stay divorced. Choose your own adventure!
8. Every time an Early Action application is sent in, a fairy gets its wings.
9.That Hogwarts letter isn't coming. This is the next best thing.
10. You send us an application, we send you cookies. (Note: The University of Chicago cannot guarantee the delivery of any and all baked goods to applicants.)
Best,
Office of College Admissions
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