Meatless Friday: Twas the Friday Before Christmas

Maria Morera Johnson has some fun with the AI to help with a little holiday cheer and a practical solution for the overwhelmed cook the weekend before Christmas.

’Twas the Friday Before Christmas

‘Twas the Friday before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a chef was still stirring, not even a spouse.
The stockings were hung, the gifts nearly wrapped,
The cook was exhausted, her energy sapped.

With meat off the menu, it’s Friday—oh dear!
“Let’s just eat out!” someone boldly did cheer.
And Mama in her apron, with a grin ear to ear,
Said, “Saint Martha would approve—bring the takeout here!”

For the faithful who fast from meat on this night,
Seafood’s the solution—delicious and light.
Fish tacos to-go or sushi’s the vibe,
Eat with chopsticks in pajamas? Your family will jibe!

Pizza, too, is a timeless delight,
With toppings like spinach and ricotta—so right!
Or perhaps Margherita, simple and grand,
Napkins are ready, remote in your hand.

And for those seeking adventure, just lend me your ear:
Mediterranean dishes bring holiday cheer.
Falafel and hummus, with pita so warm,
Are comfort-food hugs in a wintery storm.

When stress runs high, keep your meal low-key,
A big bowl of pasta is perfect, you’ll see!
Tossed in a red sauce or butter with flair,
A sprinkle of pesto? Chef’s kiss in the air!

Or go with grilled cheese and tomato soup’s pair,
It’s dunkable bliss, no worries, no care.
Clam chowder, minestrone, so hearty and steaming,
With these cozy meals, your night feels redeeming.

And lest we forget, dessert’s always a must,
For uniting the family and earning their trust.
Peppermint ice cream or festive baked goods,
End the night sweetly—it’ll do wonders for moods!

So, here’s to the harried, the cooks overwhelmed,
With menus for Christmas still yet to be helmed.
Put down the spatula, let someone else steer,
Enjoy this small respite—it’s the best gift, my dear!

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good bite,
May your Friday be peaceful, your season so bright!

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